

14 ways to annoy charlie swan1. knock on his door and tell him bella reneesmee died in a fatal car crash and the suspect's name was jacob black 2.tell him edward got drunk and killed her 3.when u r at the diner he eats at almost every night tell him he needs to lose a few pounds and should order a salad. 4. break the law 5.take his car for a little joy ride 6.key his car 7.tipi his house 8.steal his badge and wen he tells u to give it back tell him "u have no authority!" 9. have him go to the cullens for a whole day 10. tell him edward left bella again 11.say edward ditched bella for rosalie (even tho14 ways to annoy charlie swan